Bloopers

Today I was blessed with a number of EMS bloopers that ended up being inconsequential and sort of amusing. Only one was not my doing. While in dispatch this morning, a crew called in to request that the homeowner secure their “very aggressive, angry dog”. In the background we could plainly the high-pitched bark of a dog that couldn’t have been more than 8lbs. When my coworker called them back to confirm that the dog in the background was the dog that they were referring to, they answered with an affirmative, that they could not enter the residence until the dog was secured… and the yip of something the size of a miniature poodle could still be heard over their voices.
My oopses were as follows: